Pommel horse guy, Shohei Ohtani joining the 50/50 club, Chappel Roan coming out of nowhere, Moo Deng capturing everyone's hearts, Kendrick destroying Drake, Dr. Pepper and pickles pairing like Duck à l'orange, Caitlin Clark taking over the world, Hurricane Milton destroying half the east coast, and seeing Northern Lights over Alabama? No wonder we were all singing Someone pour me a double shot of whiskey.